Dave’s Expedition Cycling Primer

http://davesnewadventure.wordpress.com/2007/08/31/expedition-cycling-a-how-to-primer-on-exploration-by-bicycle/

Here dave’s prepares to fend off a horde of starving American tourists who have mistaken him for a Big Mac. Good luck dave !

        

Here is dave’s bike. A classic survival bicycle, the converted old school mountain bike is an excellent choice.

By the way, nunchucks are a great bicycle weapon, IF YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THEM. Otherwise you will end up hitting yourself in the head and look like a total asshole. Just because you watched every chuck norris movie doesn’t mean you know how to use nunchuks. They are fucking tricky. Buy a practice set and practice often.